A POINT OF VIEW SHOT FADES IN FROM A STARRY BLACKNESS. THE LANDSCAPE IS DULL AND GRAY WITH LOTS OF FOG AND LARGE GRASSY HILLS STRETCHED OUT IN FRONT OF THE CHARACTERS HANDS WHICH ARE STUCK OUT AS IF HOLDING HORSE REINS BUT NONE ARE THERE. THE SOUND OF HORSE HOOVES CLACKING CAN BE HEARD, SO THE CAMERA POINTS AT UNFAMILIAR FEET THAT SEEM TO BE ATTACHED TO HIS BODY.
WADE
"Huh?"
He stops walking and the hoof sounds cease. As he starts walking again he hears them and the camera turns to an over the shoulder shot where we see the clearly iconic "Patsy" of "Monty python and the holy grail"
WADE
"Ohh!"
Wade begins to laugh
A RED "-100" APPEARS IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA BEFORE FADING AWAY.
A WIDE CAMERA VIEW SHOWS THEY ARE APPROACHING A CASTLE
ARTIMIS
You're in Monty Python and the Holy Grail! Do you know all the dialogue?
A CLOSEUP ON WADE/KING ARTHUR'S EYES SHOWS THAT HE'S LOOKING TO THE LEFT
IN A POV SHOT WE SEE THAT HE HAS PULLED A CHAT WINDOW INTO THE LEFT CORNER OF HIS DISPLAY
WADE
(typing)
No shit sherlock! Of course I know the dialogue, I've only seen this movie 100 times!
(in king arthurs voice)
HOLD!
VIDEOGAME SIMILATED CASTLE GAURD
Who goes there?!
WADE/KING ARTHUR
It is I, Arthur, son of User Pendragon from the castle of Camelot!
ARTIMIS
Giggling uncontrolably
A POV SHOT REVEALS THAT A GREEN "+100" HAS APPEARED ON WADE'S DISPLAY
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